Saturday, October 31, 2009

Vocab Day -1

Hi guys,
While preparing the vocab everyday I read "petulant" as being rude and cranky ...but still the other day I stared at it like a dumb..Thinking that I wasnt made to digest that ugly word, I gave up...
but next day when I stared at "Paragon" (model of excellence) I couldnt let it go..
Come on!!! one cant let go what he wants to be !! so I couldnt let go Paragon at least :) ..
Thats when I decideded that something more serious has to be done about vocab,pain in A$$...so here I go ..have a blog for it.
Everyday ..or rather frequently (to be really realstic) I will have 20-25 words for you and me :) and have some or the other wierd, irrelevant , unentertaining, disinteresting,stupid and dumb story(sorry wont insult it) lets say passage(sorry wont insult it either) so lets say group of sentenses consisiting of those 20 words...
I seriously dont know whether it willl help you or no but I will have this blog at least for my own selfish reasons (I am sorry but I cant help being honest ...you know :) )
so lets start off

Allocate : To designate
petulant : rude
kinship : a blood relationship
incisive : cutting right to heart of matter
aberration : something nt typical
qualify : to make it to
inmpugn : to attack the truth or integrity
beget : to bring into being / to cause to exist
incursion a hostile invasion
connundrum : a puzzle
doggerel : unskillful verse
invective :insulting or abusive speech
exigent : requiring immidiete attention
placate : to passify
temperament : character.


Roofus ..the king of WETHERLAND suddenly woke up one day to conclude that the administarion of his state had become exigent and was in a dire need of a
Judicial minister
External affairs minister
and an attorney general.
He had 4 contenders and 3 posts.
He dint want to allocate the ministers by the same age old techninques.
He dint want someone from his kinship either.
He dint want education as a sole qualifying factor.He wanted to test their temperaments also.
He wanted to be aberrative in his ways and means while chosing the ministers...but he dint know how...for days together this question was a connundrum for him.

King knew that Matte was the only person will be incisive and without wasting a bit of a time would give him the correct solution.
But only problem was that he was petulant.Nobody could predict when he would start being invective.The only reason he was tolerated in the kingdom was his wisdom .It was his sole wisdom begot him the position in the kingdom.The king went to him and came back with a solution.

The king summoned all the contenders in the court the next day.
He also invited the royal poet and told him to screw up a poem in the royal court the next day.

The next day the royal poet ended up in a doggerel as adviced by the king.
The king then asked the contenders for their views regarding the poem he also warned that he was not in mood to listen to negative remarks.

The first contenders(A) praised the poem with the fear of the king. He dint have the power to impugn.The next contender(B) said "no comments".
The next contender(C) inspite of the warning said the poem was hopeless and started abusing the poem..he went on and on one of the person near him(D) tried to placate him.
Immidietly the king declared the result ...
B was the attorney general coz he was most practical.
C was judicial minister as he supported truth.
D was external affairs minister he tried to supress the matter and tried to bring sitution under control.

This is how matter was solved and everyone lived happily ever after.

GOD please forgive me for writing such a hopeless story :).... but anything for the vocab :) u c ;)

Guys you can add up to the story if u want :)